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Golf Demotivational Poster

MINI GOLF - ftw.

TAGS: mini golf little people midgets dwarves
Rating: 2.73/5

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Alexiel - July 12, 2008, 8:08 am
pro - June 19, 2008, 11:26 am
She's only h** from the v***** up, though.
Rondo - June 19, 2008, 10:03 am
Midgets, you know you want to bang one!
Heh - May 12, 2008, 8:34 pm
I bet she clubs him in the head on the backswing
Anon - May 3, 2008, 10:23 pm
The girl, she is h**.


TAGS: golf
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Cyrenius

Me_ - April 2, 2010, 4:57 pm
Gentleman only ladies forbidden And they are trying to sink it in a hole. g**

GOLF - You're doing it right!

TAGS: kid rock golf beer
Rating: 2/5

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Sean - August 24, 2009, 12:38 am
5 bucks says dufus there slices the Bud off into the trees.
MO - May 24, 2009, 1:58 am
Here's a little something for you service men. pam anderson was supposed to perform for a USO event and "called in sick". She was seen that night out partying with kid and david spade. Real classy. Not to sure I'm a big fan anymore.
Johnny - October 14, 2008, 12:04 am
Hells ya that's him. Red neck motha f***a... gotta love it.
jj - September 26, 2008, 6:30 pm
sure is
Erik the Viking - September 26, 2008, 6:26 pm
Isn't that Kid Rock?

Arizona Border Patrol Drug Bust -

GOLF - Basically it is a good walk ruined

TAGS: golf walker golfer
Rating: 2.42/5

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Anonymous - November 22, 2008, 6:59 pm
Thank you, Samuel Clemens.

LEAFS FANS - Cheering "Golf Leafs Golf" since 2004


GHILLIE SUIT SNIPERS - Need a little R&R sometimes too

TAGS: ghillie suit golf
Rating: 4.1/5

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agdaniele - September 3, 2010, 1:24 am
The golfer looks a lot like the divots I create around the 16th beer.... er, hole.


TAGS: they are tough at bombing your golf course
Rating: 3/5

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CANADA - December 18, 2009, 3:35 pm
i doubt he would still be flying. top gun came out way back in 86.....old timer
Derek - December 18, 2009, 3:30 pm
When Top Gun came out I remember reading that the "top gun" in the US-military was actually a Canuck. Now as for these "friendly sire" incidents... tell us about them!
Danomite - October 6, 2009, 7:52 am
Odd how our pilots are better, more experienced and have fewer friendly sire incidents. Them geese sure are good.

A BAD DAY OF WORK... - STILL better than a good day of golf...

TAGS: golf
Rating: 4.67/5

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Oiler - January 25, 2013, 1:16 am
Best answer Moooo...I love the game.
Kstoker - December 7, 2012, 12:03 pm
Ditto Mooooooooooo
Airman - December 6, 2012, 6:20 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2012, 4:01 pm
This has to be a mistake......do you work at the playboy mansion and golf in eastern Chernobyl?
Sho - December 6, 2012, 12:06 pm
I can't relate.
GaryO - December 6, 2012, 8:05 am


FACEPLANT'S CHARITY GOLF TOURNAMENT - The Only Rule You Must Chug A 16oz Beer On Each Teebox It's for a good cause. Really.

TAGS: faceplant golf charity
Rating: 4.08/5

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ICEMAN - June 25, 2010, 10:25 pm
I'm in. Set me up for a tee time. Just as long as it ain't b***wiper.
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 10:17 pm
and LMAO@stitches.
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 10:16 pm
This piucture was taken on the way to the 2nd tee.
Faceplant31 - June 25, 2010, 2:21 pm
It went really well. I only got 7 stitches over par.

Confidence -

GOLF - The only time it is acceptable for a man to hold an iron.

TAGS: golf
Rating: 4.46/5

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pzykosiz - August 1, 2010, 9:45 pm
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 1:03 am
Par 5.

GOLFER - Obviously, you're not one.

TAGS: the big lebowski golfer sarcasm
Rating: 2.08/5



TAGS: fear day assignment fore right stay inbounds when golfing in tn meth lab country
Rating: 4.12/5

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agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 9:01 pm
Plain picture... made into a 5L by the caption!



TAGS: meet interesting people at the golf course
Rating: 4.41/5

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rerun - June 27, 2010, 11:07 am

I have never seen it
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 11:06 am
A classic "look what I found".
rerun - June 27, 2010, 11:00 am

I missed this, sure to be a classic
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 10:20 am


TAGS: golf etiquette
Rating: 4.05/5

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Treehodger - March 14, 2010, 4:54 pm
Perhaps a future quote in the book I am working on. If I happen to use it, I will PM you and ask for permission. Well played sir, well played.

REMORSE - Some of us regret our transgressions Others regret getting caught

TAGS: tiger remorse golf regret
Rating: 4/5

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twill1962 - January 6, 2013, 9:53 am
Babylon 5, Season 5, Episode: "The Very Long Night of Londo Molari" G'Kar to Londo: "You're not sorry you did it! You're just sorry you got caught!"

CACTUS PROBLEMS - I think this qualifies as a Hazard. XD

Perspective -

TAGS: golfer
Rating: 2.64/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 1:39 am
I feel guilty about this one. It is actually an unintentional ripoff of an old joke. I don't recall ever hearing that joke, but I am sure I must have at some time. The text came to me too quickly for me to believe that I actually worked it out myself.
Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:43 am
Holy cripes. This poster is #2954. there was less than 3000 posters on this site when it sent this one in. Careful now ... if you get too close to your screen, you may get dust in your eyes.
Sean - April 10, 2008, 6:07 pm
Thank you.
Renee - April 10, 2008, 6:02 pm

PRECISION - Next time hit the ball

TAGS: golf
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Kstoker

ughomer - November 28, 2012, 8:14 am
Kstoker ~ send this over to Sporting Breakdown too. Funny!
GaryO - November 27, 2012, 8:18 pm
Practice swing…at least that’s what I always say….or quickly step on the ball (watching it soar) and ‘find’ it 60 yds from the green in the junior rough….match play anyone?

The GOLF-course -

TAGS: golf fashion disaster
Rating: 4.86/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 23, 2013, 11:41 am
A chance for white men to dress like Filipinos.
maoworks2 - May 22, 2013, 3:44 pm
My Pants .

YOU'VE GOT TO BE - the worst caddie in the world. I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence

TAGS: golf
Rating: 4.67/5

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Faceplant31 - June 4, 2010, 6:32 pm
ROR! Nice one Air.

The Clubhouse -

TAGS: golf rules clubhouse twisted words
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 11:46 am
Thanks for the lions and throwing me under the bus to boot. You sent me the original footage!
JesusWept - April 12, 2014, 7:14 am
Hmm. MissP seems to know a lot about male urination procedure. 5 hidden webcams from me ;)

PRICELESS - Having a 'special place' to hold your putter

TAGS: golf female sport course gulbis sandolo women
Rating: 3.47/5

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BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 12:09 pm
d*** giulio I totally missed this in my research before I made mine! Mine is way to close to this...my apologies brother!!! 5 Poodles for you!!!
Chateaux - October 16, 2009, 10:11 am
Priceless... 5L!!
BeautyFromPain - May 3, 2009, 9:05 pm
Maybe I should start gettin' into golf hmm...


TAGS: golf is for lamos who suck at pool and bowling and darts and *** with chicks yeah mostly the ses with chicks part
Rating: 4.35/5

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Airman - April 23, 2010, 10:52 am
God I hate those Villages commercials. It may be lame, but I play in a 4some with my 3 sons once a month. We have a blast.. it's competitive with a lot of jabs. Wouldn't trade it for anything.
BoneCD - April 23, 2010, 6:25 am
Just a little fact..."The Villages", a retirement golf community in Fla., has the highest rate of s*d's of any community in Florida. It must be those bowling bastards taking our women when we're out on the back nine, eh!
BoneCD - April 23, 2010, 6:21 am
Blasphemy...5 drink up boys, here comes the beer cart!
Sean - April 23, 2010, 1:27 am
Thanks Fp31. Maybe that would be a good poster. Pic of a golf cart. Title: GOLF Text: Because I love to drink and drive. (Kind of a pun in there, to boot.)
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 12:55 am
Nice one sean. It is understandable that this isn' doing well its on the interweb which means a lot of people here don't get out. The tags are amsome, i golf(cuz u can drink and drive the carts), play darts and bowl regularly. 5L's for you good sir
Sean - April 23, 2010, 12:50 am
3.86 after 7 votes????!!!! You bastards! I hate you all! *cries inconsolably*
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:59 pm
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:58 pm
Trust me, Canada, once the raquest skills fall in line, the pace of the game rivals kickboxing and hockey -- or it would if you had to kickbox or your shifts in hockey lasted over an hour. Well anyway, you get my point.
ICEMAN - April 22, 2010, 11:57 pm
It helps if you swing a big club.
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:55 pm
Well put Iceman. So golf prowess is an aphrodesiac now? Or is it merely a viagara substitute? Tiger's money got the Tigerman the uber-p. And he has a kind face. We all know that is more important than anything when it comes to bedding the honies, eh?
CANADA - April 22, 2010, 11:52 pm
kickboxing and hockey for me, but squash is a good game too
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:49 pm
Thanks Can-My-Man. I'm a squash player, and what some squash players call a "basher" (meaning I hit the ball very hard even when that's not the best choice). So golf to me is an old man's diversion. I suspect that it ain't your speed either.
ICEMAN - April 22, 2010, 11:49 pm
Yep, Tiger had a helluva time getting chicks.
CANADA - April 22, 2010, 11:45 pm
great tags!


HARE PULLING - SHE was the one who suggested it, she said she found it sexy. She never looked at me the same after.

TAGS: this might explain why the golf club didnt enhance our fore play
Rating: 3.86/5

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agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:14 pm
TheTrashHeap - March 13, 2010, 11:12 pm
Shhhh vewy vewy quiet
agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:25 pm
Hawt! 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 3:35 pm
Thanks LD! Now I just need to learn to use ph**oshop.
LogicDude - February 4, 2010, 2:38 pm
WHERE'S MY HASENPFEFFER!? I LOL'd all over myself...now I gotta go clean up. 5L TTH - the tags really do kick this one up a notch!
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 11:30 pm
Oops, I made this a day early...
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 11:26 pm
Thanks Veggie
Produceman117 - February 3, 2010, 11:15 pm
Woah, TTH. 5Ls, but... woah.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:39 pm
Thanks GS.
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 10:29 pm
you hit this one out of the park TTH. Brilliant 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:20 pm
They kinda look like skinned frogs IMO
Treehodger - February 3, 2010, 10:18 pm
Oh, just read the convo before this. All I have to say is C - C - C - f*** it.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:18 pm
Skin is too thick to eat so it all comes off. Rabbits are not actually birds. Who knew?
Treehodger - February 3, 2010, 10:15 pm
But why not do like in Ireland with chickens? Burn it off. Faster and easier. And to me at least, much more fun.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:15 pm
g**s are responsible for Haiti? Were they dancing too hard? were they trying to give Haiti a makeover?
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:12 pm
ya, they better not knock on my door
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 10:07 pm
The ones with the incredibly stupid signs,like *God hates soldiers*, *Gives g**s the death sentence*, and *g**s are responsible for Haiti*
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:04 pm
are those the guys who knock on doors?
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 10:00 pm
f***ing PETA. I actively hate those bastards. There on the same level as the Westboro Baptist Church in how much they annoy me.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:00 pm
if it moves shoot it, if it don't cut it down
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:59 pm
a rabbit inst much different than a rat. just another rodent
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:58 pm
Haven't you heard? He's Anti-Peta.
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 9:56 pm
Canada : Never afraid to show animals just how much he loves them
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:54 pm
not to bad when they start to run. but the bonus is, even if you dont catch him the little bastard still suffers a heart attack. that will teach him to tease my dog
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:52 pm
Not too mention hard to see I bet.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:51 pm
chase them with a sled in a field or lake. they are hard to catch cause they can turn so fast.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:49 pm
Quad yes. Sled No. They tend to run in front of me on the hwy in the summer.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:48 pm
rabbits rock! ever chase them on a sled?
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:46 pm
Thanks guys. It allowed me to combine my hatred of rabbits with my love of motifake.
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 9:44 pm
The more disturbing a motifake, the better. 5Ls Trash.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:35 pm
LOL, and the tags make it better yet!

YOU KNOW THE RULES, BOB... - You gotta play it where it lies!

TAGS: turtle golf
Rating: 3.67/5

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ICEMAN - January 8, 2010, 8:15 pm
Looks like this one is buried. Bring out the wedge. 5 strokes.
GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 7:36 pm
"looks like Bob has pulled a 3 wood, and is going for the green!! Timmy The Turtle is going to be in for a rude awakening here" 5-FORES!!


TAGS: golf dentist pain humor
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 8, 2013, 8:17 pm
Heh, tis a tooth


TAGS: golf n roses calender paradise
Rating: 4.89/5

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screamin361 - November 20, 2012, 2:17 pm
Truly demotivational.. 5 dirty bums!

THE GAME WITHIN A GAME - "I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles".

country clubs -

TAGS: golf country club ***ist elitist bigot
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 29, 2013, 1:27 am
Sweet irony.
EmilioDumphque - October 28, 2013, 6:22 pm
On the golf course, they dress like Filipinos.


TAGS: golf game work drunk sunburn
Rating: 4.71/5

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Faceplant31 - December 1, 2010, 4:51 pm
Awesome, space. 5L

GOLF COURSE CONVERSATIONS - Viola never cared much for golf 'til the day she overheard some guys talking about penalty strokes and club lengths

TAGS: mens room golf curiosity feas
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

autumnspirit - February 8, 2011, 4:01 pm
Cute! Poor gal is about ready to have a heart attack or... well, you know lol 5Good Lays
Reality Lord - February 8, 2011, 12:46 pm

well done feas



TAGS: golf course sandy sand trap club calendar
Rating: 4.55/5

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forseti - September 21, 2010, 10:50 am
thx! some fortunate circumstances lead to this text.
Faceplant31 - September 21, 2010, 9:40 am
Nice one skinny


cynic-emilio-rerun -

TAGS: golf
Rating: 4.53/5

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GaryO - June 28, 2013, 3:10 pm
True, ED, I debated whether or not to go with the original nine iron to the throat or hold my nose and type what I heard come out…..not the greatest of successes for this old joke….might be time for last call or get newer material
EmilioDumphque - June 28, 2013, 2:30 pm
Reading was rough going, but not bad.
rerun - June 28, 2013, 7:08 am

LOL, great to have a laughh 1st thing in the morning
lgvernon - June 28, 2013, 12:49 am

By dod, dis ib greadt!


TAGS: golf
Rating: 4/5

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pzykosiz - August 25, 2010, 7:56 pm
classic. 5l's


I DO NOT ALWAYS PLAY GOLF - But when I do, I don't want to play like you

TAGS: golf interesting man world parody
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by jwcoop

jwcoop - December 7, 2012, 2:52 am
Sometimes I'm brilliant, but most times I'm just there for the venting, cursing, and exercising.
GaryO - December 3, 2012, 8:26 am
I feel the same way….I don’t want to play like me either



TAGS: golf t****ies
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - April 1, 2009, 10:53 am
Far away, too.
Hector - April 1, 2009, 7:11 am
Close counts with nuclear weapons.
Sean - February 25, 2009, 6:24 pm
Oh, and there's kinda of a funny story behind how I came up with this one ... AND I'M NEVER f***ING GOING TO TELL IT. EVER!
Sean - February 25, 2009, 3:08 pm
Thanks RON. I don't think re-posts are necessarily wrong, as long as someone doesn't try to take credit for making the re-post. But most of the time you can kinda tell if someone did it themselves or found it somewhere else. Bye.
RONSART - February 25, 2009, 2:56 pm
Thought so...but, just wondering...you keep my faith in honestly and honor...dear sir...you have...thanks for replying...take it easy Mr. Sean. Bye.
Sean - February 25, 2009, 1:57 pm
*too *snickers*
Sean - February 25, 2009, 1:53 pm
Good of you to ask. All mine. I posted it there to (also THE LONER), last night and it was up today. I have never posted someone else's work and when I have doubts as to my own degree of originality, I comment to that effect. Take it easy RON. Bye.
RONSART - February 25, 2009, 1:17 pm
MR SEAN...as usual extremely great...good job...hoping with finger crossed...hoping posted to and not stolen from..MotivatedPh**os...keep me a believer in your talent...lol
Sean - February 25, 2009, 11:58 am
Hey thanks. But why would anyone think about golf it they didn't have to? Bye.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - February 25, 2009, 1:20 am
As usual, you took me from thinking about golf to thinking about something entirely different. That's quality, my friend! I love it!



AHH MAN - "Another Sonny Bono" "What are you talking about?" "I put it right into a tree"

HIDDEN HAZARD - When you see it ... You know the rest.

TAGS: hidden see crap golf hazard
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by twill1962

CloudchaserS - August 15, 2012, 5:29 am
Oh! OK! now I see it! Thanx!
twill1962 - August 14, 2012, 4:51 pm
Look in the splash. You shpuld see two eyes, two pointed ears, a large mouth ... It basically looks like a werewolf.
CloudchaserS - August 14, 2012, 10:45 am
I'm looking, but I don't see what you did there :-P

THEY SAY IT'S BAD TO WEAR AN UMBRELLA IN THE HOUSE - They never said anything about a golf club

Patience -

TAGS: golf
Rating: 2.81/5

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Wytch - August 27, 2011, 1:21 am
Absolutely brilliant!
Sean - December 7, 2008, 9:11 pm
Say what? This was mine. Bye.

Girls -

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE - Between a golf ball and an escalade? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards...

Matters of Scale -

TAGS: golf
Rating: 2.33/5

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Sean - August 10, 2009, 4:24 pm
Thanks. I also apply the same logic to poodles. Those giant miniature poodles look ridiculous.
spacedog - August 10, 2009, 2:31 am
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 2:30 am
Yeah. Pissed off the golfing crowd with it, didn't he.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 2:27 am
This is a great poster. It shouldn't be ranked this low.


Accuracy -

Golf -

TAGS: golf is a dirty game
Rating: 4.83/5

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mizzdizz - August 13, 2015, 2:18 am
TNX, cynic! Glad you enjoyed them, you ole' grump! LOL!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 12, 2015, 6:15 pm
Lol! Mizz, you're on a roll!

Golfers -

Every Time ! -

TAGS: golf
Rating: 4.8/5

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